Posted on 01/11/2007 10:03:27 AM PST by OXENinFLA
Ok folks here's the new thread for the new season.
Jack, please don't teacup the guns.
Check this urban dictionary link for a discussion of pwn:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwn
Last year started that way only to find out that, as in the lefties' fantasy world, the real threat is the USA and not the Islamonazis.
Every time...
Jack says "You have got to trust me", take 1 shot
-- if the emphasis is on "got", i.e. "You have GOT to trust me", take an extra shot
Jack doesn't have time to explain, take 1 shot
Jack doesn't have time for this, take 1 shot
Jack says "You've got to do it", take 1 shot
-- if this is followed by "and you've got to do it now," take 2 more
Anyone points out something that is "against regulations", take 1 shot
Anyone has got to understand what is at stake here, take 1 shot
Anyone gets tortured, take 1 shot
-- if they aren't a terrorist or criminal, take another shot
a perimeter is set up, take 1 shot
-- if the perimeter is supposed to be held until someone arrives, take another shot
-- if the agents manning the perimeter are redeployed, take yet another shot
Jack takes a civilian hostage, take 1 shot
Jack steals a car, take 1 shot
Jack blows his own cover, take 1 shot
Jack dies, take 1 shot
-- if he's resuscitated, take another shot
*Special technical section* Every time...
Satellite coordinates are requested, take 1 shot
-- if they can't get the coordinates, take another
there's a problem with the database, take 1 shot
a file is in the wrong format, take 1 shot
something needs to be rerouted, take 1 shot
someone uses another person's computer, take 1 shot
Chloe picks up a rifle and blows away a bad guy, finish off the bottle immediately
I am afraid accute alcohol poisoning will set in during the first hour.LOL
To be a drinking game worthy of 24, you need to be put in mortal danger very quickly.
I can't wait for the show. Have you seen Chloe lately? She's had plastic surgery; she looks great.
Do you mean Chloe the character or Mary Lynn the actor has had plastic surgery?
Mary Lynn (I didn't know that was her name, thanks) had plastic surgery. She was on a talk show a few weeks ago.
Oh, man. I can hardly wait. Pretty soon it will be, "The following takes place between..." and a "flank 2 position", and kneecaps will be blasted, and there will be a "protocol" or "perimeter", and we may see Kim (aaaaaahh!) and sadly, Edgar is still dead. We miss you Edgar.
Locked and loaded! Ready to go.
Locked and loaded! Ready to go.
Are you ready for "24"?
Hoping no winter storm takes out the cable tonight or tomorrow night.
Can't wait for tonight. I'll be watching after Drudge is over.
[beep...beep...beep...beep]
LOL! Let's just say you're not alone. I mean, it's not like you rescheduled a getaway to celebrate an important life event to a different night so you could be home to watch Jack, is it?
All the pathetic folks come sit by me!
You mean he's going to be eating more?
Another thing I really like besides gasping collectively on this thread during the show is Dave Barry's "24" blog..Hope he is doing it again this year.
24 Bump.
I just had a random thought...
Twenty years from now...
VH1 is doing a "I Love the, Uh, Whatever the Decade From 2000-2009 is Called-ies" special...
And the question gets asked...
Which sound effect was most influential on society?
The "dun dun" of Law and Order or the "Bink Boink" of 24?
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