The brain of the penis is very small, and it doesn't know much. But what it does know is far, far more powerful than anything contained in the "big head."
The N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of College Penises) urges us to care. "A penis is a terrible thing to waste."
The brain of the penis is very small....
and is the only brain some men have.
(Sorry, could not resist)