Barry Bonds - Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Nothing to see here, move along.
It was something he ate, unknowingly.
It was a poppy seed muffin with amphetamines.
Oh yeah... the old, "I'm innocent because I stole it" defense.
What a piece of work is Barry Bonds.
This is just the first revelation to come out about Barry.
Soon it will be revealed that his name is among the names goven to the FBI of failed Steroid Tests in 2003 -- my guess is we will hear this in a couple weeks.
That will be followed quickly by word that the "Contract Snags" mentioned in the article above are still holding up Barry Signing. Then word will leak out that the Grand Jury is preparing to pass down an indictment.
This will be followed by the GIants "Sadly" announcing that they will not invite Barry to Spring Training until the "Contract Issues" are resolved and the Contract is signed.
THis will all drag on through the Spring and end with a Tearful Press Conference right before the start of the season in which Barry announces his retirement for "personal reasons".
And MLB will breathe a sigh of relief as Hank Aaron's record remains safe.
If I were Mark Sweeney, I'd be on the phone with a lawyer and preparing to take a small piece of Barry's fortune away for slander. What a total coward.
I think Selig has grounds to kick his ass out for good.
Curt Schilling had it right when he described Barry Bonds as "the biggest a-hole in baseball."