Posted on 01/09/2007 9:38:22 PM PST by TFFKAMM
You just can't make this stuff up.
" smearing his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas."
He must have made an impression with someone.
In the early '80s, I caught a local newscast out of New Orleans...and a story similar to what you describe.
They caught this POS that had robbed a string of convenience stores. They knew it was him, as he always used the same MO.
He would choose a store clerked by a female, and pretend to shop until he was the only customer. He would then lay his items, and his package on the counter and demand all the money.
This particular evening he chose a can of peaches. As soon as he whipped it out & layed it on the counter, that girl amputated it with that can.
I'll never forget the policeman being interviewed surrounded by the flashing lights of police cars and an ambulance behind him. His exact words were "he should have bought a loaf of bread".
Oh for cryin' out loud, don't you have anything else to talk about besides how "Virginia is moving to the left?"
If you really knew that much about Virginia, you'd know that Chesterfield remains one of the most conservative counties in the state. Maybe this guy would have gotten away with it in Arlington or even Fairfax. But not Chesterfield.
This happens to be my son's school. The students knew about this a long time ago and actually confronted him. He denied it.
Ping!
Despite the fact that Chesterfield County schools are some of the best in the state, it is guys like this that have prompted us, and lots of folks we know, to school our kids at home.
There are going to be a lot of unemployed teachers then.
Agreed. My oldest is a senior. We've had concerns, but have been mostly okay with Chesterfield schools. Moving here from Arlington was like coming to the Promise Land.
Our youngest is in 1st grade. And, while we're really encouraged by his teacher and the principal at his school we're already looking at other options. He may finish elementary school there. But there's no way he's going to the middle school in our district.
But my point remains that Perfesser Buttprint is not an indication of "Virginia moving to the left."
I cannot see, and I cannot straighten up. ROFLMAO just doesn't do justice...
Was he really that big, if ya know what I mean?
Saira Mohan does the same thing..
ROTFLOL!
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