You never know. Maybe Donald was unlucky in love, and just settled for supermodel-types, while in his heart-of-hearts what really floated his boat was women who are fat and irascible, with flabby arms, who scream at him as if he was a naughty little boy.
Hamburg. You just had to have been there.
Well, remember years ago when she did that weird movie with Dan Aykroyd and she was dressed in a bustier and fishnet stockings in all the promos? Gross.