Is this supposed to be funny? Rush Limbaugh is fond of saying that humor requires an element of truth, but he often neglects the correlary: There must also be an element of fiction. I don't see it here.
The fiction is that the President's speech will look anything like this. Personally I found it amusing.
Another version of the President's speech.
A Brilliant point, Brilliant!
I think the element of "fiction" is, he will never give it. So, I guess there must be some "humor" in that. Or, something.