[Jeff Chandler]

I knew someone who was the rat at Chucky Cheese.

Just out of curiosity, what did he put as his occupation on his tax return?

John Dean impersonator.

[Howlin]

There's a little more to this story:

A video shot by the boy’s father shows Tigger posing cheerfully with the teenager. The boy has his left arm across Tigger’s back when the bouncy beast suddenly jabs him in the face with his orange paw. The boy then slaps Tigger back.


The father didn't say that, did he?

And Fox News just reported that the boy grabbed the back of Tigger's mask so he couldn't breath, so Tigger says.