at least you are clear about your 'confusion'--best to stay away then, I guess...OR find a fine football fan (of the male variety) to de-confuse you... ;)
I don't pretend to know the finer points...just the most basic of basics. I do love to watch a game when it is snowing...
Lol yeah, I'll see if I can find one. I'll watch sometimes if my dad or brothers are watching and I don't feel like leaving the room. :P