[Grammy]

I called animal control one time when I had a (bbiiigggg) pig come wandering down my driveway and start rooting around in my flowers. It was a surprise because even though I live way out in the middle of nowhere, we have no pig farmers around.

The first question was "what color is it?" (pink)
They didn't show up for about 4 hours any way.
Maybe next time I will just have myself a load of fresh pork.

[humblegunner]

It was a surprise because even though I live way out in the middle of nowhere, we have no pig farmers around.

It's the AM radio.

It draws 'em like flies.