[gate2wire]

Bill Cowher recently visited a local school to speak to a class of 4th graders.
Coach Cowher asked all Steeler fans to raise their hands.
One boy did not raise his hand.
Coach asked the boy why.
The boy replied, "I'm a Ravens fan."
Coach was shocked, "You live in Pittsburgh but you're a Ravens fan. How can that be?"
The boy said, "Well, both my parents are Ravens fans, so I'm a Ravens fan."
Coach said, "That doesn't make sense. If your mother was a prostitute and your Father a drug dealer, what would that make you?"
The boy replied, "A Bengals fan."

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

ROFL!