[FormerACLUmember]

The child is doomed to being totally confused one day each year (Fathers Day).

His skank mom belongs in jail. DNA testing oddly enough proves that the only 3 men in North Carolina who are NOT the father are the 3 innocent lads.

[Ready4Freddy]

Good line, but actually, that's not true. Tho I agree with you that the chances of any of the 3 boinking Crystal a month later are slim to none. ;>)

DNA testing oddly enough proves that the only 3 men in North Carolina who are NOT the father are the 3 innocent lads.