Ridiculous. Buy him his own mannequin and save everyone some money.
Let them crack his skull, lift the hood, and replace the timing belt, few cracked hoses and a filter.
I agree. But, what a weirdo.
Ah yes, the bleeding-heart wing of FR has arrived.
The scumbag deserves to rot in prison. Had he gotten away with this he would have likely broke into some woman's home and tried to do the real thing.
what the hell is wrong with you? reread the darn article.
Hmmm. People still live in Detroit, I did not know that. Note to self....
Reminds me of this old Mills Brothers song:
Song: Paper Doll Lyrics
- written by Johnny S. Black, 1915
- lyrics as recorded by The Mills Brothers in 1942
I'm gonna buy a Paper Doll that I can call my own
A doll that other fellows cannot steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that are real.
When I come home at night she will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll in all this world
I'd rather have a Paper Doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl.
I'll tell you boys, it's tough to be alone
And it's tough to love a doll that's not your own
I'm through with all of them
I'll never fall again
Say boy, whatcha gonna do?
I'm gonna buy a Paper Doll that I can call my own
A doll that other fellows cannot steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that are real.
When I come home at night she will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll in all this world
I'd rather have a Paper Doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl.