"He got in trouble last year for telling a fourth-grade class that if he could take anything to a desert island, he would take a bottle of gin."
Better then the lies a lot of politicians would say....
Bing a bottle of gin, and you'll drink for a day. Bring a still, and you'll drink for a lifetime. (or at least until you're rescued, but with a lifetime supply of booze, who'd want to be rescued?)