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Thirsty German sells beagle to buy beer
Reuters via msnbc ^ | 12/29/06 | Unattributed

Posted on 12/30/2006 8:57:36 PM PST by Huntress

BERLIN - A thirsty German sold his 6-year-old step-daughter's pet beagle to the owner of a bar to pay for beer, the Bild newspaper reported on Friday. The unemployed man offered to take the dog for a walk and then stopped at a bar where he convinced the owner to buy the 3-year-old dog for $53 (40 euros). The man spent the proceeds quenching his thirst for beer. The bar owner has now returned the dog to its owner.

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TOPICS: Food; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: addict; beer; dad; dog; drunk; father
Jerk. He could have at least sold something of his own for his beer.
1 posted on 12/30/2006 8:57:37 PM PST by Huntress
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To: Huntress

I had a Beagle when I was 12....Prince...he was worth at least a kegger.......


2 posted on 12/30/2006 9:00:33 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: Huntress
Let me guess - Charlie Brown did this, right?

"You blockhead."

3 posted on 12/30/2006 9:02:02 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Why can't Republicans stand up to Democrats like they do to terrorists?)
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To: Huntress

I've had a beagle. Nuff said.


4 posted on 12/30/2006 9:02:10 PM PST by irishtenor (Save the whales. Collect the whole set.)
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To: Huntress; knews_hound
"He could have at least sold something of his own for his beer."

Sell a dog for a beer and you'll drink for one day - sell a dog for beer-making equipment and you'll drink for a lifetime.

Ping-a-lah, KH
5 posted on 12/30/2006 9:06:54 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval.")
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To: Huntress

It was a Beergle


6 posted on 12/30/2006 9:42:11 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (South Park Liberal)
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To: Huntress

Con artist. No beagle is worth 6 oz of beer.


7 posted on 12/30/2006 10:06:14 PM PST by pissant
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To: Huntress

Gee, ya don't think he's got a little drinking problem, do ya?


8 posted on 12/30/2006 10:43:46 PM PST by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

9 posted on 12/30/2006 10:47:37 PM PST by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent.......)
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To: Huntress; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
Q. What do you get when you trade in your dog down at the pub?

A: Bark Beer.

10 posted on 12/30/2006 10:51:15 PM PST by martin_fierro (Ich bin ein beerswiller)
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To: Oztrich Boy
It was a Beergle

lol!

11 posted on 12/30/2006 10:54:52 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: lesser_satan

Yeah, he did until he sold the beagle.


12 posted on 12/31/2006 2:49:59 AM PST by Theresawithanh (I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down, I get up, what's the problem?)
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To: Huntress

13 posted on 12/31/2006 3:09:45 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: martin_fierro

14 posted on 12/31/2006 3:14:24 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Huntress

Looks like the girl's mother picked a real winner.


15 posted on 12/31/2006 4:42:02 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I'm 80 days from outliving Steve Irwin)
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To: Theresawithanh

LOL!!!


16 posted on 12/31/2006 10:16:31 AM PST by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: NorCalRepub

We lost our beagle to an illness last October. She was priceless.


17 posted on 12/31/2006 10:17:19 AM PST by ShandaLear (Perfect People Need Support, too.)
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To: martin_fierro; Huntress; Charles Henrickson
Perhaps he traded a beagle for a few Great Danes?
18 posted on 12/31/2006 10:51:27 AM PST by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Beaglender)
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