Fuc*ing liberals.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
1973 - He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him. In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison.Mary gets pregnant with his child, twice, and marries him when he turns 18.