[najida]

Yeah,
the best thing you can do is ask "What color are my eyes?"

[Deguello]

Brown?

[justshutupandtakeit]

Why it depends on the light and your clothing my dear. Sometimes they are lipid pools of azure, others sparkling gleams of hazel, captivating shimmers of greenish-grey with flecks of brown. But at all times udderly I mean utterly captivating.

[freedomfiter2]

Yeah,
the best thing you can do is ask "What color are my eyes?"

Oh sure, discriminate against the 1 in 5 men who are color blind. :)

[Dinsdale]

Q: Why don't men look women in the eyes when talking to them?

A: 'Cause the eyes aren't on their boobs!

'What color are your eyes?' About a C-cup.

Is it still OK to watch a little lower as women are walking away? After all turnabout is always fair play.