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To: Dead Corpse

Your Viking Name is...

Jódís Sheeptipper

(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Jódís Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either.

People who've known you for a while don't always trust your word. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.


74 posted on 12/31/2006 10:58:26 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

I suppose I should try to go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Good night!


75 posted on 12/31/2006 11:12:04 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; Dead Corpse
I'm a failure as a Viking!

Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

82 posted on 01/01/2007 5:08:27 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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