[NicknamedBob]

I don’t like it.

There’s no flash to the pattern. I’d want a flash like a mockingbird’s wings.

[sionnsar]

You'd like my kilt. Pleated to stripe (military style), in back it's black with yellow stripes. But when I walk, it flashes red.

Being a bit older, married and (now) a bit overweight, I minimize the stride that causes it to "flash" red and grab the ladies' eyes.