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To: ken5050
Deal! I grew up up north, and I can't believe my younguns are going to grow up without snow, fireplaces, chimneys, sleds, mittens, etc.

I'm still trying to settle on the best story for how Santa gets in the house without a chimney. I haven't been asked yet (my oldest is barely 3), but it seems to be between (1) he shrinks himself down to the size of an ant and enters under the door; (2) he magically creates his own chimney and fireplace just to enter; or (3) he's got a master key that works in every door and lets himself in.

7 posted on 12/22/2006 4:20:44 AM PST by King of Florida (A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.)
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To: King of Florida

We have a 'key' that we hang from the door handle on the outside on Christmas Eve. After he uses it he leaves it hanging on the inside of the door.


20 posted on 12/22/2006 5:49:34 AM PST by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)
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To: King of Florida
This is close to what it looks like:


23 posted on 12/22/2006 5:51:11 AM PST by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)
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To: King of Florida

I think the master key is believable.


38 posted on 12/22/2006 8:36:14 AM PST by Muzzle_em (A proud warrior of the Pajamahadeen)
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