[KosmicKitty]

Folks around here all have those wooden or wire reindeer in their front yard. One year, some pranksters went through the neighborhood and put them all in sexual positions

A secret desire that I have.

The big blow-up doll around these parts this year is Santa on a motorcycle wear shades.

[Sax]

There's a mall we shop in that has something similar to this thing here. I always tell my wife, that darn-it, she's gotta remind me to bring the camera next time so she can take a picture of me 'behind' the horse, who's wearing an even more pained expression than this one.

The pay off is the disgusted tsk-tsk look that I get, everytime.