Dancing to the tune
of a 12 volt bat ter ry
shocking as we go
smoking from our ears
zap zap zap
zap zap zap
squealin like a pig
oh what fun we'll have tonight with an electrode up our ass.
That is the funniest post I have seen in I don't know how long!! I am crying and snotting up here!!!!
The fact that you make zero attempt to rhyme makes it that much better (especially that last line). Thanks!!!!!!!
Now I have to go find a tissue. Eh, I have sleeves.