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To: Pukin Dog; All
I just had to chime in on this..Dude, you are so lucky..she sounds like a really great lady..Most SINGLE women, if you gave them a "domestic appliance" for a Christmas gift, would pick it up and throw it at you..They usually want perfume, lingerie, JEWELRY....but this one, she's serious, practical, and obviously grounded..and if you haven't figured it out, it's a great gift to BUY, because it's the gift that "keeps on giving"..back to YOU..you're gonna get delectable goodies for as long as you know her..and there is almost nothing better to come home to than the smell of freshly baked bread in the kitchen..

Do make sure it's the KITCHEN AID..the only one to get, it lasts forever...and get the best model, the one with the adjustable bowl level.

While I'm busy dispensing advice, let me suggest that you offer to try and do some cooking with her on occasion..Believe me, open a bottle of wine, and make something together..dude, it's possibly the MOST fun that a man and a woman can have with their clothes on and all four feet on the floor..I had to kind of "clean that up" for the poster police...it's really quite sexy...look, view it as foreplay...

Believe me, get her the super delux Kitchen Aid mixer with every possible attachment, and you BOTH will have a very merry Christmas..

One last point...don't worry about the color. Just make sure that where you buy it will allow her to exchange it for a different color..Sometimes they don't want to do that if the box is open..

189 posted on 12/12/2006 3:57:49 AM PST by ken5050
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To: ken5050
Most SINGLE women, if you gave them a "domestic appliance" for a Christmas gift, would pick it up and throw it at you.

Then I am glad to have bought something difficult for her to lift! Besides, previous experience has shown me that this relationship will last until say, Super Bowl halftime. It usually takes that long for a gal to discover that our relationship reached its peak with buffalo wings and beer, and gets no better from there.

LOL.

191 posted on 12/12/2006 5:19:37 AM PST by Pukin Dog (I will vote for Hillary Clinton for President, before I will vote for John McCain.)
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