I wish I could share a slingbox link with you. I might suggest you research that technology before you make yet another silly and foolish statement from a point of no knowledge. I stated in my post what it was and if you knew anything about it - I couldn't do what you asked.
All your explanation are a little too convenient and they ALL come AFTER you've been challenged on a post.
BTW, in case you're wondering, the "black ice" quote is what gave you away.