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To: LowOiL

Gertrude? How could you even think of doing that to a girl?

I guaran-damn-tee, any girl born today and named Gertrude by her parents WILL change her name to Kaetlyn and wear pasties and a g-string to work.


23 posted on 12/11/2006 8:23:35 AM PST by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Xenalyte

My great grandmother's name was Zella.


25 posted on 12/11/2006 8:24:58 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: Xenalyte
I guaran-damn-tee, any girl born today and named Gertrude by her parents WILL change her name to Kaetlyn and wear pasties and a g-string to work.

Indeed, I knew a Gertrude-cum-Kaetlyn who did exactly that. A pity she worked as a CPA.

29 posted on 12/11/2006 8:27:49 AM PST by AmishDude (I coined "Senator Ass" to describe Jim Webb. He may have already used it as a character in a novel.)
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To: Xenalyte
Gertrude? How could you even think of doing that to a girl?

LOL, you know as well as I do, we associate names with people we know that have them. My dearest Grandmother had the name and was nothing but the most loving caring person I knew, made a lasting impression. My wife's grandmother seems to ride on the same plane of respect, but she can't block the nicknames out (Gertie) of the roadworks. Malanie Gertrude Grace (+lastname) would be a wonderful person to know (and if she has her momma's genes, no need for pasties would be in her future).

Smile
LowOiL

45 posted on 12/11/2006 8:35:06 AM PST by LowOiL ("I am neither . I am a Christocrat" - Benjamin Rush)
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