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To: Republican Red

Mrs. Exile and I are considering having children in the not too distant future. One name keeps popping up for both boys and girls, T-Bone.


149 posted on 12/11/2006 9:29:20 AM PST by exile (Mrs. Exile - "Yes you're the greatest husband ever, now put on some pants")
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WATKINS: It's T-bone.

GEORGE: The thing is...I'm supposed to be T-bone.

WATKINS: Heh heh. You're not a T-bone. You're a perfect George.

GEORGE: What? Now, you listen to me!

Kruger and a few other people watch George through the window of the conference room door.

KRUGER: Hey, look at George. He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?

WATKINS: All right, you can have T-bone. Stop crying.

GEORGE (sniffling): I'm not crying. And I shouldn't have said that about your wife. Please accept my apologies.

Watkins and George enter the conference room.

GEORGE: Ok, everybody, uh...I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as-

KRUGER: Koko the monkey.

GEORGE: What?

ALL (chanting): Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko!


158 posted on 12/11/2006 9:50:40 AM PST by SoothingDave (Are you on the list?)
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