To: patton
After running out of ammo I instructed my faithfull guide Haji to distract the beast.The enraged beast was pounding Haji against the nearest tree and I chose that moment to leap upon his heaving back. I then held the gun over my head and with a mighty heave, I drove the barrel of the weapon into the elephants heart killing him dead.
29 posted on
12/10/2006 11:07:36 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Peace without winning is a temporary illusion.)
To: cripplecreek
34 posted on
12/10/2006 11:16:20 AM PST by
patton
(Sanctimony frequently reaps its own reward.)
To: cripplecreek; All
I beseech you. Beware your faithful guide "Haji".
He may have been schooled in an extremist madrassa, or barring that any publicly funded school in the UK and be an Al Queada sleeper agent. (Not as funny as I intended :~( )
37 posted on
12/10/2006 11:21:57 AM PST by
Gideon Reader
("The quiet gentleman sitting in the corner sipping Kenya AA today.)
To: cripplecreek
43 posted on
12/10/2006 11:30:18 AM PST by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: cripplecreek
I drove the barrel of the weapon into the elephants heart killing him dead. Bwana's pipe smell different.
62 posted on
12/10/2006 3:47:33 PM PST by
TChad
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