At this point just being on the Bengals roster is enough probable cause for the cops to pull one of them over.
Perhaps an award of sorts is in order. I know. The Bengals shall win the coveted O J Simpson Excellence In Criminal Behavior Award for 2006. I commend them on their immaturity, poor judgment, and unwavering dedication to stupidity. A tarnished silver bust of Simpson should be presented to the Bungles at halftime of the Superbowl(featuring the Patriots and Cowboys btw).