An 80s classic.
Audrey: Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?
But who was the fellah I gave the $20.00 to?"
"Eh nevermind." ( Went to a case of Tuborg beer and something for glaucoma heh, bought it from a guy named Bubba Clinton).
That Christmas we were very poor so we had this white elephant sorta thing. I had a bundle(9) of brothers and sisters anyway so it was nothing new. My loving sis picked me, knew I loved the ocean, and wrapped something that stunk the whole house up something fierce. So, I opened it early on Christmas Eve which was the tradition...for that year. She ended up with the fruit cake I left in a box and forgotten for ten years.
Lo and behold she got me this huge ugly cracked white shell from the beach with a very dead hermit crab.Ha ha, the only white trash hermit crab in the Bay. I still have the shell though AND the "play-Doh" dinosaur she made with a tack sticking out it's butt. Yeah, that one was supposed to be the "sticky-back" prior to sticky backs. Obviously we had a lot of fun but Christams traditions were pretty rare.