I am serious.
I'm OK :).....
You know you live in the South when you immediately pull into the local good 'ole boys hangout (and gas station) with a wrecked car, tell them you just hit a deer, and 3 of them take off into the woods to find it :)
"Oh, don't bother about me, I'm just feeling a bit numb all over!"
Eeeeew, roadkill burgers...So much for southern hospitality. :-)
I'm glad you're okay, how scary!