"Javelina are just nasty. You can eat the meat if you cut it thin as jerky and marinate it for a couple of days. But I don't know why you'd bother."
To remind them which of the two -- javelina or human -- are at the top of the food chain.
I'm not at all convinced that if a javelina killed you, it wouldn't eat you.
If Satan designed a pig, this would be it.