A Yummie Recipe for those Really Big Entertaining Occasions!
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Secure one large elephant, clean and cut into small cubes. This will take about 2 months. Put in large kettle and simmer over kerosene heat at 465 degrees for 14 weeks. About an hour before serving, add a few bushels of your favorite vegetables, make gravy and cover. This will feed 36,851 people. If more meat is needed, add 2 rabbits, but ONLY IF NECESSARY, since very few people care for hare in their stew.
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