Top 10 Starfleet Academy classes
10. Command 302: Winning in No-Win Situations
9. Communications 101: Opening Hailing Frequencies
8. Space Law 206: Avoiding Court-Martial
7. Navigation 101: Standard Orbits
6. Philosophy 203: Why All Major Systems Fail at the Same Time
5. Command 255: Choosing Minor Landing Party Members Who Will Die
4. Astrophysics 199: Recognizing Unknown Phenomenon
3. Command 309: Creative Obiedience to Starfleet Orders
2. Engineering 422: Making Radical Technilogical Advances Under Time Pressure
And the Number One Class at StarFleet Academy.....
1. Space Law 499: The Prime Directive and How to Get Around It
1. Any minute now I’ll jump in with pointless observations … or maybe not.
2. Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.
3. Don’t make me striptease
4. Struggling hair farmer
5. You don’t get a body like this by working out.
6. Life was better when we didn’t know what the government was up to.
7. At my age even my birthday suit needs pressing
8. Caution: You are in the “whatever” zone
9. Embarrassing my children: Just one more service I offer
10. No need to yell. I still won’t listen
11. Why do men have nipples?
12. With luck and planning I’ll retire at 149
13. Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer
14. Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion
15. It’s just another freakin’ day in paradise