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Bette Midler slams 'wild and woolly slut' Britney
The Daily Mail ^ | December 8, 2006 | Staff

Posted on 12/07/2006 2:54:55 PM PST by MadIvan

After fifty years in showbusiness, Bette Midler probably felt that she had seen and done it all.

Until, that is, she was confronted with the brazenly obscene antics of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

So, in a scathing, no holds barred attack, the 61-year-old actress has branded the pair 'wild and woolly sluts'.

The singer turned Oscar-nominated actress hit out at the duo who have been repeatedly photographed enjoying a string of wild nights out - missing their underwear.

'I've been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side,' she said.

'I started my life out as pretty wild but I have decided, after much growing and living, that it's time that we got nicer.'

Talking about the pair's headline-grabbing decision to be snapped minus any underwear, she joked: 'I'm wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear.

'In fact I'm wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties.'

When asked on the US TV show Extra if she had a message for the American socialites, she replied: 'Get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down.'

Her tirade comes after Miss Spears, 25, and 20-year-old Miss Lohan, together with heiress Paris Hilton, have been photographed drinking and partying virtually non-stop over the past six weeks.

Their antics followed Britney's announcement last month that she was divorcing her second husband, Kevin Federline.

Of course, Miss Midler, who is married to her husband of 22 years, producer Martin von Haselberg, is not the first celebrity to have frowned on mother-of-two Miss Spears' recent behaviour.

Troubled singer Courtney Love suggested that she should stay at home more to look after her children while former supermodel Janice Dickinson claimed that Britney's would be wise to 'buckle down and become a parent'.

This latest criticism comes just 24 hours after it was reported that the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services planned to investigate the singer about concerns over the welfare of her two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Similarly, it has been an unfortunate week for Mean Girls star, Lindsay Lohan. The brunette actress, who recently joined Alcoholics Anonymous, has reportedly sent a second rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends - less than two weeks after making an incoherent tribute to late director Robert Altman.

In a letter obtained by the New York Post, she claimed that she planned to take on gossip columns with the help of former Vice President Al Gore.

'Al Gore will help me,' she wrote. 'He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me.

'If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary (sic) Clinton, Bill Clinton and Evan Metroplis (sic) and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.'


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bette; britney; catfight; notwooly; nowool
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To: lowbridge
So, what kind of underwear does Bette wear?

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depends...

41 posted on 12/07/2006 4:39:59 PM PST by Richard Kimball (I get no respect. I went to the proctologist and he put his finger in my mouth - Rodney Dangerfield)
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To: fanfan

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

Not what you're looking for...but you can see a brown-eyed Paris as a teen.


42 posted on 12/07/2006 4:41:50 PM PST by bannie
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To: bannie
I think hilton's fame is in being the rich slut that all of the men who were ever rejected would love to pay back.

That, and starring in an amateur porn video and making sure that the whole world saw it on the internet.

43 posted on 12/07/2006 4:42:44 PM PST by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
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To: MadIvan
BTW, the photo from the article makes Britney look like she's receiving messages from outer space -

See those breasts? Each one hides a giant parabolic antennae

44 posted on 12/07/2006 4:44:30 PM PST by dennisw
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To: MadIvan

Part of Lohan's problem is her mom, who apparently wants to be "cool mom" instead of a parent.


45 posted on 12/07/2006 4:44:59 PM PST by Hacksaw (Don't pick your nose at red lights..)
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To: bannie
....is in being the rich slut that all of the men who were ever rejected would love to pay back.

Thats not Hilton. Thats my Husband's first wife.

;-)

46 posted on 12/07/2006 4:45:09 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: CFC__VRWC
I'm sure you're right!

I'm just glad that my Enquiring mind isn't THAT inquiring!!
47 posted on 12/07/2006 4:45:16 PM PST by bannie
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To: fanfan

haha

I'll trust you on that! You're a FReeper!

:-)


48 posted on 12/07/2006 4:46:42 PM PST by bannie
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To: MadIvan

I saw the pics. Woolly? I don't think so.


49 posted on 12/07/2006 4:47:15 PM PST by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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To: bannie; tet68; Petronski
Thanks Bannie, but I've seen more Brittany than I ever wanted to see, on live leak.

;-)

50 posted on 12/07/2006 4:48:55 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: MadIvan

Maybe Al Gore wants to show Linsay all about warming globes.


51 posted on 12/07/2006 4:49:09 PM PST by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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To: bannie

;-D


52 posted on 12/07/2006 4:50:19 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: dennisw

"See those breasts? Each one hides a giant parabolic antennae"

What's the frequency Kenneth?


53 posted on 12/07/2006 4:50:51 PM PST by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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To: 5Madman2
Rest

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pieces

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

54 posted on 12/07/2006 4:52:54 PM PST by Sue Perkick (Just a water spider on the pond of life.)
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To: tet68
You asked for it.

Definitely not safe for work, the kids, the wife, the dog or anything else.

55 posted on 12/07/2006 5:03:01 PM PST by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
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To: CFC__VRWC

She looks prettier dressed.


56 posted on 12/07/2006 5:13:50 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: fanfan

LOL! Remember that print in Italian Restaurants of Sophia Loren checking out Jayne Mansfield's wardrobe malfunction.


57 posted on 12/07/2006 6:01:37 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
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To: DCPatriot
This one?

I love the look on the guys face behind them. LOL!

58 posted on 12/07/2006 6:11:06 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Michael Barnes

Damn I haven't heard that name in a long time. Is he still above room temp?


59 posted on 12/07/2006 6:20:34 PM PST by elfman2 (An army of amateurs doing the media's job.)
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To: CFC__VRWC

Another Taco Belle that should be closed


60 posted on 12/07/2006 6:28:43 PM PST by spanalot
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