Kelly had lots of zingers in "Married With Children"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092400/quotes
My favorite Married,With Children line was when,after Peg had done something stupid,he said to her "Peg,you know I don't have any insurance so you must be killing me for the sport".
I'm not sure if it is listed on the link you sent, or the actual quote for that matter, but in one episode Kelly tried to pick up a lifeguard at a beach.
After someone screamed for help and the lifeguard ran to assist, Kelly said "If they can't swim, why do they come to the beach?!"
Bud: You can't be this dumb.
Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the '90s.