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Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
Newsday ^
| December 6, 2006, 7:46 AM EST
| Associated Press
Posted on 12/06/2006 7:42:36 AM PST by indcons
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:42:40 AM PST
by
indcons
To: indcons
Talk about a nasty tail wind!
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:43:22 AM PST
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: indcons
3rd posting? or is it 4th?
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:43:47 AM PST
by
CATravelAgent
(Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same)
To: CATravelAgent
yeah! this is gettign downright redundant! it stinks!
saurkraut anyone?
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:44:46 AM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
To: indcons
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:44:53 AM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Attn. CBS Evening News chief: "Be a Hero - Save the World From this Cheerleader")
To: indcons
To: HEY4QDEMS
"unspecified medical condition" my ass!
To: indcons
You forgot the Darwin alert!
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:45:32 AM PST
by
wouldntbprudent
(If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
To: Hegemony Cricket
No, I think she lit the match only once ;)
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:45:43 AM PST
by
indcons
(indcons - an enemy of islam)
To: HEY4QDEMS
She was just taking her "Courtesy Fart"!
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:45:54 AM PST
by
FreeInWV
To: PBRSTREETGANG
To: PBRSTREETGANG
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:46:21 AM PST
by
indcons
(indcons - an enemy of islam)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
That looks like John Kerry. Obviously, it's someone with the same mentality.
To: CATravelAgent
What does one light to cover the scent of a multiple posting?
...and for the record, I'd like to apologize to my fellow passengers on that flight from LIH to LAX the other day. It must have been the poi.
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:48:45 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
To: ExTexasRedhead
It is a doctored picture of John F'in Kerry.
To: indcons
"This is a job for 'SUPER-LIB"!! Most recently, SUPER-LIB saved NYC from the evils of trans fats! Literally hundreds of thousands of lives will be saved as a result of forcing restaurants to re-create thousands of recipes and remove all trans fats! Now, SUPER-LIB has a new daunting task...to remove any and all foods from air liners menus that could cause flatulence! Beans, popcorn, barbecue et al MUST BE REMOVED...NOW! "Please hurry SUPER-LIB, hurry"! (sarc)
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:50:41 AM PST
by
albie
To: indcons
Well you know what they say, "It isn't the crime that gets you, Its the cover up"
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:51:17 AM PST
by
dforest
To: PBRSTREETGANG
It was doctored? I thought that there was something odd about the people in the background. This explains it!
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:52:17 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
To: ExTexasRedhead
Fancy meeting you here! This reminds me of a tale I heard about Reagan. I guess he was riding horses with Queen Elizabeth. They stopped for a minute and the Queens horse let loose a large loud "toot". The Queen looked at him and said "oh, I am very sorry about that." I guess Reagan said " thats quite alright your majesty, but I kind of thought it was the horse"
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posted on
12/06/2006 7:59:46 AM PST
by
dforest
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; pissant; Tatze; RockinRight; nuke rocketeer; TheBigB; Millee; ...
The Silent Epidemic
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posted on
12/06/2006 8:11:50 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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