Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
WBIR ^ | 5 Dec 06 | SAMUEL SHU

Posted on 12/05/2006 12:10:58 PM PST by OldCorps

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dontlightamatch; fart; flatulence; lepetomane; nofarting; pullmyfinger
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-46 last
To: OldCorps


41 posted on 12/05/2006 1:36:53 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: All

"the captain has turned off the no farting sign"


42 posted on 12/05/2006 1:38:15 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: GSWarrior

little girl behind us Sunday at church was farting over and over. She kept kicking my hubbies chair as well and he kept looking at me like he wanted to turn around and slap this child silly, but of course we were in church! So we had to sit still all the while with a foul stench in the air!


43 posted on 12/05/2006 1:51:24 PM PST by Halls (God, please grant me the serenity to accept what I can not change....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: ClearCase_guy

>>Not to be a wet noodle, but the headline is wrong.

The plane was not grounded due to flatulence. The plane was grounded because passengers correctly identified evidence that matches had been struck on board. Striking a match is illegal, and the passengers should be commended for be cautious.<<

I didn't know it was illegal to strike a match on a plane...

I don't fly that much but I don't remember such a notice.


44 posted on 12/05/2006 2:08:57 PM PST by gondramB (It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: beyond the sea

She probably suffers from Krohn's disease.


45 posted on 12/05/2006 3:20:23 PM PST by Callahan
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Callahan

A friend of mine's wife had that problem. Very painful at times.


46 posted on 12/05/2006 8:28:31 PM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-46 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson