Then he said to Gehazi, "Gird up your loins and take my staff in your hand, and go your way; if you meet any man, do not salute him, and if anyone salutes you, do not answer him."
2nd Book of Jamaicans, Chapt. 13, subsec. vii.
Let that be a lesson: always gird your loins.
It's a classic love story, really. Boy meets girl. They fall in love. Boy and girl have an argument. Girl sets boy's gonads on fire. It's almost like Shakespeare came back from the grave to write one more play...