Nugent would do a better job than Mitchell, but I think that President Bush should nominate George Allen. He's a member of the Senate Foreign Affairs Committee. He was a U.S. rep. for a year, governor for four years, and a U.S. senator for six years. Since he lost, last month, he needs a job.
I heard he is cleaning the Macaca cages at the DC Zoo.
That's a great idea. He'd have to be tough enough to hold his ground, though. The U.N. is full of rabid scavengers. It has to be someone strong enough not to be pulled into the "Death to America unless they give us more money" vortex.