Man! Here I just took the job for the free doughnuts and coffee.. and to think I could have been commiting murders too!
Dang it.
Listen: It's like this. If you're late to line up, you NEVER know what the SOP is. Nobody's gonna tell you; the captain probably forgot already anyway; and IF they bother to send out an email you know it's going to be incomprehensible.
But I was there, and I'll tell you, There was a signing bonus for sadists and if you can recruit a sadist you get a day off. And the best I can remember, the whole deal on murder was that you have to make sure that there's some kind of good reason, like, "He was holding a spatula and brandished it in a threatening manner." And make sure you don't ink at your partner when you're telling the magistrate or the IAD pukes.
If you can say that, then Hey! Good hunting! And don't forget, it's not sporting to shoot them if they're just standing still with their mouths open. (But I always shoot them anyway. I like to have my fun, ain' no pesky lawyer gonna get between me and my good times.)
I don't underSTAND these people! They say, "Police state" like it's a BAD thing!