I'll go put the tree in water and then check back to see how far we've gotten.
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To: ElkGroveDan
a guy with a ladder on his truck backed into it.
I lived in Wooddale for about a year when I was a teen. Worked on Devon Avenue. First cars, first dates...ahhh...
To: ElkGroveDan
Looks like a big icicle fell off the garage and broke the glass, just like what "happened" to Ralphie!
To: ElkGroveDan
Someone didn't like him, so they used a base ball bat?????
4 posted on
12/02/2006 12:14:39 PM PST by
HarleyLady27
(My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
To: ElkGroveDan
The Christmas tree was standing quietly by the side of the road when it suddenly made a dash for the other side?
5 posted on
12/02/2006 12:14:53 PM PST by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: ElkGroveDan
irate xwife/girlfriend - plane poo ice or diet coke and mentos
congrats - I feel stupider for having participated LOL
To: ElkGroveDan
That looks like my Ranger did after I caught a falling limb in a thunderstorm.
It made a real nice ride home at 2 AM with no wipers.
8 posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:03 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: ElkGroveDan
You got Pimp'd?
9 posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:10 PM PST by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
To: ElkGroveDan
Looks like he drove into the garage door. Oooppss looks like he forgot to set the parking brake.....
10 posted on
12/02/2006 12:16:15 PM PST by
TMSuchman
(American by birth, Rebel by choice, Marine by act of GOD!)
To: ElkGroveDan
Frosen brown water strike from an airliner.
11 posted on
12/02/2006 12:18:20 PM PST by
mcshot
("If it ain't broke it doesn't have enough features." paraphrased anon.)
To: ElkGroveDan
just in time for Christmasoh. santa made an emergency landing and caught the windshield with his skid.
To: ElkGroveDan
Someone who doesn't like your neighbor, took an axe to his windshield. Then, for good measure, he bent the radio antenae.
13 posted on
12/02/2006 12:20:24 PM PST by
i_dont_chat
(I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
To: ElkGroveDan
14 posted on
12/02/2006 12:20:36 PM PST by
netmilsmom
(To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
To: ElkGroveDan
Another one of those suddenly appearing deer?
To: ElkGroveDan
Sons truck huh?.....Party last night,beer involved, too much testosterone, fight over something really stupid, like a girl....and this was the final I'll show that SOB move.... heavy object to the windshield....priceless
17 posted on
12/02/2006 12:22:58 PM PST by
Kimmers
To: ElkGroveDan
And the answer is.............
18 posted on
12/02/2006 12:23:18 PM PST by
ElkGroveDan
( What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?)
To: ElkGroveDan
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Prob something to do with that cap. I hate caps.
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To: ElkGroveDan
His son had a few liberal friends in his pick-up last night and the combined mental vacuum sucked in the windshield?
20 posted on
12/02/2006 12:24:16 PM PST by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: ElkGroveDan
Not seeing the front grill, I would suspect Deer, as someone else has ascertained. Quite common here in the Hill Country of Texas.
29 posted on
12/02/2006 12:26:21 PM PST by
corbe
(mystified)
To: ElkGroveDan
Windshild washer was left on somehow ...window froze and broke
30 posted on
12/02/2006 12:26:23 PM PST by
woofie
(This area deemed a failure, Something new and witty will no doubt emerge)
To: ElkGroveDan
He was driving behind someone with stuff in the back of a truck and it flew off and hit him?
I'm probably wrong, but I'm sure that's how I died in a former life.
39 posted on
12/02/2006 12:27:30 PM PST by
Dianna
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