ROFLOL!!
You know if you ever come to see me, we'll get our kicks on Route 66 and head on up there and get some. I got two gallons of whole, a pint of cream and a bag of cheddar curds (they're white, btw.)
Honestly, the jedis and I have consumed a solid half-gallon before we even got out of Claremore!
Someday when you get that bug fixed up, you'll have to do a rt 66 road trip. That'd be fun.