[Rose in RoseBear]

My college English professor, as well as the English teacher to whom I am married, do not care for an excessive use of commas.

<smacking Master Dwarf with a grammar book>

Not to mention the truly awkward phrasing of that sentence. Doesn't Mrs. Stormhands talk about diagramming sentences?

How about "Neither my college English professor, nor my wife the English teacher, care for an excessive use of commas."

Still awkward, but better ...

[Corin Stormhands]

Not to mention the truly awkward phrasing of that sentence.

I refuse to accept responsibility for anything written after 11:00 p.m. EST.

But that were an awkward sentence.

[HairOfTheDog]

60 car pileup on snoqualmie pass yesterday... and the most puckering part of it is it's partially on one of those tall raised sections. I don't think the walls on those bridges would look very strong if I was headed towards it in a semi truck.

It goes on for a mile or two like this, but I can't find anything but little dinky pictures on the web.