She wore a diaper so she wouldn't have to stop on her drive from Houston to Orlando ...
BEEEEEE-zarrrrrr ...!
She's nothing if not practical ;~)
If you ever think you can pull off the perfect murder... and then you find yourself speeding across country in a trenchcoat and diapers, planning to pepper spray someone if you get there in time... stop and think and maybe that clever plan is not as clever as your were thinking before.
And then ask yourself, is an imaginary relationship worth it?