[HairOfTheDog]

That's because the Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly...

With his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face "oooh you're gonna buy my chicken!"

[RosieCotton]

Setting out in about fifteen minutes here...figure it'll take me an hour or so to run errands and that. I'll be over as soon as I get back.