After Fran blew through, there was actually a small operator offering to log the debris.
There were firewooders doing it here after the icestorm; occasionally you'd see a self loader from the Ozarks picking up trees. Lot of wood did go to chips, well, it's in the new houses now...
Heh...there's a post on Craigslist offering free firewood - you cut. ;-)
Well...it *might* work.