Medics wheeled the man into an examination room before realizing he was dead.
Some top-notch emergency room treatment there!
And this is a stunner as well:
"In the rare, rare case this happens, it's the person doing the animal. I think that has led to the astonishment of all of the entities involved."
"Doing the animal"! In a "family newspaper."
Damn, this world if full of weirdos.