Chip-Wrecked! Thousands Of Bags Of Doritos Wash Ashore In Outer Banks

WTKR NEWS ^ | 11-30-06

[Larry Lucido]

"Is anyone here a marine doritologist?"

[Cagey]

I know, but I'm thinking she just said she was going to use them for her gull survey and ripped open those packs the moment she got in her car.

[Oberon]

I live very close to the ocean and we have way too many gulls.

I've always thought that shooting gulls would be a great way to practice one's skeet skills. It would also reduce the inflated gull populations. Probably against any number of laws, though, not to mention what on earth do you do with the meat?

Bait crab pots?

[PeteB570]

Thanks for the ping.

Sitting here in Fayetteville and a big thunder boom just shook the house.

[SampleMan]

Did Teddy put another car in the water?

[Ditto]

The gulls love the Doritos.

Gulls love anything they can eat.

[Cagey]

I've always thought that shooting gulls would be a great way to practice one's skeet skills.

I've heard of people doing just that while out fishing. Maybe it's legal over three miles offshore? LOL

[Doohickey]

Obviously, these bags of Doritos were driven insane and committed suicide because of the use of low-frequency sonar by U.S. Navy submarines!

[Constitution Day]

LOL! Perhaps I'll try that the next time I'm at Nags Head. If I get bored enough.

[No Truce With Kings]

"Seagulls will eat just about anything, though."

Remember the seagulls in "Finding Nemo?" They went around saying "Mine! Mine! Mine!" Captured the true seagull spirit, that.

[verum ago]

eh, I'm still waiting for an airplane full of steaks to explode overhead...

[cyberaxe]

.....i keep picturing in my mind.....

.....a couple of stoners sitting on the beach burning one late at night.....

....."Dude, I'm really hungry,".....

....."you know some Doritos would be great right about now".....

....."Yeah Dude I'm with ya on that, hey,".....

....."what's that on the beach?".....

[Shimmer128]

Uh oh, don't tell my kids, they'd fight the gulls for those chips.

[Cagey]

Banditos?

[Shimmer128]

Doritos is what i buy them for a treat when i go grocery shopping.

[Cagey]

Never mind me. I was thinking of Fritos. It's Friday and it was a long week.

Sincerely,

The Dorito Bandito

[Shimmer128]

I'M the dangerous one with Fritos!!! Oh man, don't get in between me and a bag of Fritos.

[Mo1]

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[alancarp]

Remember: lights off at night on the beach so that chips can return to the sea.

[1rudeboy]

Ask and you shall receive. Beer.