Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead
Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...
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Lol! I thought so too.
I'm sure she DROPS THEM off before she goes out.
I always liked Lohan since she was so good in The Parent Trap.
"Bimbo Summit" is accurate. Everytime one of these three open their mouths I shudder at the lack of intelligence and turn the channel quickly.
Regards, Ivan
Anyone else think that now is the time for Nicole Richie, Hillary Duff, and Christina Aguilera to team up in order to fight these three in one of those neverending battles?
ROFLMAO !!!
I think I see the scar from ther caesarean. That's revolting.
Confirmed: Lindsay Lohan’s barely literate
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/11/29/confirmed-lindsay-lohans-barely-literate/
or same story
Lohan offers words of condolence to Altman's family: 'Be adequite'
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2023859.ece
The 20-year-old actress, who scored a part in Altman’s last movie, A Prairie Home Companion, made the interesting decision to go public with a condolence letter she wrote to the Altman family in the wake of his death from cancer last week. The passion was certainly there - she, like many dozens of actors before her, clearly adored the experience of working in Altman’s characteristic freeform style - but the letter was also spectacular in its incoherence and disregard of basic grammar and spelling.
"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career," she began, less than certainly. "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do." A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) - everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come." And she signed off, "Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan."
Just heard a great one on FNC: "Skanks for the memories!"
LOL!!
The worst thing is that Spears had any kids in the first place. They'll be so proud when their little friends point out that Mommy doesn't wear underpants and shows her hoo-ha all over town. Obviously, she only required a temporary Daddy for the children for as long as it took to breed and give birth to two, and she picked a loser at that. These kids have virtually no chance of growing up in any kind of healthy environment.
You HAVE to be bloody kidding me.
Regards, Ivan
I need to see the original on that one. It's almost not possible!
Dude! Include a graphic alert warning when posting a link like that!
Just imagining that conversation, I can actually feel my IQ nosediving.
She is replicating what she was taught at home.
Her children come from two full generations, at least, of criminally incompetent parenting.
It would actually be a very good sign indeed if they have enough sense to be deeply embarrassed and humiliated by their mother when they reach the age of reason.
... or she cut herself shaving. ;)
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