Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead
Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...
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What about Feiny?
We don't need beastiality brought into the mix you little devil.
-Eric
Where you bean?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I nearly feel out of my chair when I read that!
bimbo bump placemarker
The Taco Belles
Oh, man, that's terrible.
I think that at one time her parents (Britney's) were probably decent people until they saw the gravy train coming in.
I thought it was funny and I've got some meat on my bones.
Ahh, nothing a drunken night on the town won't cure.
Well I can understand why she's not showing her lower tummy anymore if she has c-section scars there. It's only natural that she's exposing her really low areas. What else is an exhibitionist supposed to do?
Here's an even more graphic, and gross, site.http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/9708549.html
Thanks for sharing...
I think I enjoyed it when she left a bit more to the imagination. Too bad she couldn't buy a brain with all that money.
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