I've got a better rejoinder now that I think about it.
Chuck Amato is free. He's a character.
I'm sure the Bama boosters would love him.
Who is Chuck Amato?
You know. Shula is just too good for Bama. Really. Too nice. Too friendly. Too good-looking. Too meek. Too conservative.
Bama wants a gambler. A poker player. A wily fox. Will they find what they're looking for? We shall see.